God Lives Underwater Forum

mine are so sweet i g to the yard and they squeak at me and i feed em peanuts and they come over to me and i pet them. they are like so cute!!

when i was younger right after my mom got divorced and my dad was finally gone out of the house for good we got this weird squirrel that would sit up on the flower bed in front of the front window around noon when my mom ould practice piano. he would just sit there and stare. so we started leaving food out for him and then like every squirrel in the neighborhood started sitting in that damn flower bed. so that was the end of feeding those bastards...

so i guess squirrels seem to be attracted to houses that have pianoes in 'em (like mine)

you know, i have no witty comments. ####.

either that or they're perverts waiting for a nice glimpse of nipple

ha!! that reminds me about the time i brought a squirel into the house. i put it on the coat rack so that itd climb the coats instead of the drapery like it had the previous time, and i was playin with it and the squirell tried to open its mouth and look all scary to me and i intimidate dit back and it scuttered around then its sit there + id rub its tummy and its sat there all happy. my god squirrels are liek friggn dogs. they liek love it when you pay attention to them. it then took a nap in the coat pocket.
it was so cute! then i brough it into my room later on and it fell asleep in one of my winter hats and then when it woke up it peed in it. i was so pissed. but it was so furry and cute i couldnt stay mad. then i put it out in th yard and fed it again. i was retarded when i was 19.

yeah i think squirrels are incontinent like every other rodent. did you know that when vampire bats feed they constantly urinate during in order to make room for more blood... I'm surprised you got a squirrel in your house and got to pet it. i never heard of any #### like that... did you catch it or lure it somehow? i woulda squeezed it till its eyes popped out.

*pop*

Goes the weasel... Well in this case I think it was a squirrel.....

or we could all get together and squeeze silver til her eyes pop out...


hey has anyone read that roman dirge comic lenore? where she passes by the toy store and sees that little girl playing with those little stress reliever things where the ears and eyes pop out when you squeeze them and then she goes to a pet store and sees a box of hamsters and proceeds to squeeze each and every hamster till their eyes pop out and #### shoots out their ears.... then when all the hamsters are dead she goes up to the sales clerk and complains that they are all broken.....

no. but i will.

that author is stuupid. lenore is stupid. goth is stupid. i used to hang ariound goths. they're dark preppies.. ugh.

that is the perfect way to describe those elitist ####. how does it go, "non-conformists are all the same"? South Park nailed it too. "I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid" - butters.

what the hell does dirge and his comics have to do with goth? their just comic books...