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*leers back*

So me and tripping friend #1 go to this pay parking lot and go up to the attendant to see if he has a fire extinguisher. What happens next both of us have verified so that we both know we didn't just see it. We ask him for a fire extinguisher because our car is on fire. He looks back and forth a bit as if he's scoping the area out, reaches in his cash drawer, takes all the money out and puts it in his pocket. He then preceeds to hand us a machete. You could imagine on acid we were losing it because we didn't know what the #### was going on. On acid you can process normal things, but strangely. Anything out of the ordinary really throws you off. I gathered myself back up and said 'no we need a fire extinguisher' and he just shook his head no.

= "robber"

...unless my 'brain cant process normal things correctly' hahahhaha.

Denny's

yeah its so hard to order when everything around you is so funny. and man, imagine if you ran out without payiong like and the cops came after you, hahahahaha. that wouldve sucked.

He was permastoned and had no brain function. He was weird. I only met him once,

i know so many ppl like that...

Ahh, now I know what you mean. Wow, never thought of it that way. Maybe he was robbing the booth. ####, I dunno... Good observation though. That makes a little more sense. I'll have to ask the guy that was with me what he thinks.

Thanks for the stories FIve.... They were funny.....

the onyl good thing about drugs is that they leave behind many a stupid story that is fun to laugh at, otherwose i hate them!!!

my friend just told me last night that back when she was doing coke in sept. of 2004 she was doing it partially cuz she wanted to be skinny. she was like 'i know, thts dumb' she also did heroiin cuz her exboyfriend got her into it when they were dating, and she told me how she used to buy $3 bags of she-didnt-know-what and used that...
*sigh* im so glad she's done with that and NOT DEAD!

oh and jimmy, yeah, thank god that robber didnt knife you!!!

wow. i wonder. heroin hasnt been 3 dollars a bag since like the 70's or something. She's lucky she didnt bite it. she wasn't slamming that mystery dope was she?

uh uh..whaat? i dont know what mystery dope is...you mean laced dope?
uh i dont think so...all i know is she had to liek go to rehab or soemthing i cant remember... now her life is upside down and her parents are #### up everything and her dad sent her mim to the mental hospital so that if they had gpot a divorce she wouldnt have to pay him alimony and the dad also closed my friends bank account illegally even though his name isnt on there and she cant get paid cuz she had direct deposit and he was talking her $$ but now her $$ is lost in cyberspace somewhere ans she has to call the bank to figure it out omg

her bothers and father expect her to cook and clean and they are jack asses so she has like automattically become the responsible one, whihc is cool, but not when the aults in your life are #### everything up... im surprised she isnt smoking pot agaiin...but that good!!! omg... everyone just send a happy mental thought/wish her way cuz like she need all the positivity she can get...

hell I hope she does good. I feel for anyone struggling with #### like that. I know that when times get hard and even though you know it's a bad thing it's still on your mind like 24/7. you dream about it, you taste it, you crave it and it's rough because you keep reminding yourself it's not the way but you also remember how apathetic you feel when your on it. It's no good. good luck to your friend.

Drine wrote:hell I hope she does good. I feel for anyone struggling with #### like that. I know that when times get hard and even though you know it's a bad thing it's still on your mind like 24/7. you dream about it, you taste it, you crave it and it's rough because you keep reminding yourself it's not the way but you also remember how apathetic you feel when your on it. It's no good. good luck to your friend.

Heroin is the worst drug known to humankind. Virtually every addicted user is a life long user. For heroin, quitting the drug permanently is the exception rather than the rule.

i just found out she has herpes.

whatever you do, don't kiss her cootie.

herpe cootie puss is dee-lish!

ugh i am so grossed out right now. *tries to get the gross image of best friends oozey area out of my head*

anyone got any interesting stories? ...that isnt gross that is..

well one time i was... wait... just the other day i was alone in my room and... hold on... one time i was dog sitting and was craving peanut butter... dammit.. sorry silver, i dont think i have any ungross stories...

what so you fed the dog peannuts and ate the dog? omfg...hhahaha

um, no... lets just say there was some chunky peanut butter... and then there was some creamy nut butter.....