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there is a squirrel in my wall
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:26 pm
by silvercrank
i really shoudl try patching the fascia so that the squirrel stops waking me up in the morning...its #### scary, then its like...oh its just a squireel... 2 mintues later look out the window and the squirrel hops off the side of the bldg...
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:38 pm
by draven
Damn..... Why don't you stuff it with metal fibers kind of like brillo pads and then just spackel it over it to fill in the empty parts.....
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:21 pm
by LordOfDays
Are you sure it ain't a rat?
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:11 pm
by silvercrank
why would a rat be in the 2nd floor? and they cant run as fast as what ive heard zigzagging thru my ceiling
...i hope
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:09 pm
by LordOfDays
Your kidding right? They ARE NOT restricted to the first floor. HAHAHA
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:54 am
by silvercrank
but there is a squirell nest in the tree next to my house thats why im saying its a squirel, i know its not a rat, ive had a rat in my house b4 and my cat chewed its neck to bits...*AUGH* gross but i know what you mean.
i feed the squirrel's sunflower seeds. they're so cute!! they sqeak and bark in their weird little way to each other. i cant believe ppl run them over... thats so mean!!!! but still i hate them running up and down my wall.
thats another thing...rants cant climb vertically, like 90 degrees unless they got something to help them (like to lean on or whatever) whereas squirrels got those nasty little nails...i think...i hope... dammit! lord_of_days you just gotta scare the crap outta me didnt you?!?!
omg speaking of getting scared the crap outta... today there was this massive blizzard and then there was a lightning storm immediately after, and this MASSIVE lightning bolt hit somewhere around here and the sky lit up like a 100 halogen lightbulbs going off as if one was staring into the center of the bulbs and there there was this simultaneous *CRAAACK* and my god i had to've jumped liek 3 feet in the air it was so unexpected i was like "holy crap--wtf!!" and apparently boston had the same thing too... it was weird... i guess lightning storms happen cuz of the rush of air into the storm system and when that happned it was a perfect climate for lightning or whatever the hell the weatherguy said...
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:47 pm
by gthesob
It's the underpants gnomes.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:57 pm
by silvercrank
I LOVE THE UNDERPANTS GNOMES!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:12 pm
by gthesob
Apparently they love you too.
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:16 pm
by draven
TEchnically isn't a squirrel part of the rat family anyways???
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:53 am
by Drine
there's a gerbil in my butt
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:12 am
by silvercrank
wow, old topic. i forgot about that. apparently the squirells went and found another home to bug...the have not disturbed my sleep in a while...
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:22 am
by asamorris
this by far is one of the better conversations on this board. In fact, i am going to insert a squirrel into my wall, just to be able to relate.
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:13 pm
by HAPPY?
WOAH LOL What a Great 1st topic for mes to reply to. I never heard of a squirrel harrassing someone before! I don't think they are rats. Rats are dirty thou. Squirrels are cute and cuddly. I hope I never get bit by one.
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:36 am
by Drine
squirrels have super sharp claws and if they skitteer across your lap they'll puncture the #### out of your legs. plus they have attitude problems and hiss spit and growl at you from trees. I hate trees. and since squirrels are tree dwellers... i hate them too. well, maybe silver's squirrels are cool since they are the wall dwelling breed.