Underworld
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:38 pm
The only reason i saw this was because it was on Tv the other day and i was waiting for Wondershowzen to be on. Thats right i turned on the tv three hours early im that hardcore of a fan.
So i watched it. I felt it. And then i pissed it out of my liver and straight into the ears of my friends. That movie had such potential that was not tapped. And just to clarify i would have Tapped it. You have Vampires and Werewolves in the story line fighting each other. You have a hot chick but it was missing alot. To further clarify i will show what made this film good and bad.
Lesbian scene? No
Black people? Yes
Asians? Yes
Asians doing Kung Foo? No
Old guy who looks like General Grievious from Star Wars? Yes
Slaves? Yes (werewolves were slaves to vampire)
Old guy who looks like General Grievious from Star Wars who sacreficed his daughter for the good of the race.? Yes
Werewolf who looks like he is rastafarian? Yes
Cliche dialoge? Yes
So i watched it. I felt it. And then i pissed it out of my liver and straight into the ears of my friends. That movie had such potential that was not tapped. And just to clarify i would have Tapped it. You have Vampires and Werewolves in the story line fighting each other. You have a hot chick but it was missing alot. To further clarify i will show what made this film good and bad.
Lesbian scene? No
Black people? Yes
Asians? Yes
Asians doing Kung Foo? No
Old guy who looks like General Grievious from Star Wars? Yes
Slaves? Yes (werewolves were slaves to vampire)
Old guy who looks like General Grievious from Star Wars who sacreficed his daughter for the good of the race.? Yes
Werewolf who looks like he is rastafarian? Yes
Cliche dialoge? Yes