Marzipan
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:06 pm
What is marzipan made out of?
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 4:28 am
WTF is that????
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:27 pm
Okay, well i have a new bit of information regarding this topic
On your wedding cake, when they make fake fruits (not out of icing) (the ones that actually look real...) they are made with marzipan
On your wedding cake, when they make fake fruits (not out of icing) (the ones that actually look real...) they are made with marzipan
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:38 pm
"The best marzipan recipes use a two to one ratio of almonds and sugar. The old masters don't consider a mix that contains more than half sugar as true marzipan. A trick used to make really great marzipan is to use 1 bitter almond to every 100 good almonds in the almond mix. If you've ever tasted a bitter almond, you understand how only one can have a serious effect. The smallest taste is an extremely gross experience you won't soon forget. A bitter almond uniquely alters the recipe and is always used in the best almond paste used in marzipan. One note about bitter almonds: do not be eat them in large amounts because they contain to trace amounts of cyanide."
Cyanide. Ha. What good times we shared.
Cyanide. Ha. What good times we shared.
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:55 am
"we, couldn't get that shipment of cyanide capsules, so if you are captured, eat like fifty of these almonds."
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:55 am
I guess I have been deprived from this..... 
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:58 am
I thought this had something to do with strongbad
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:11 pm
I am still in the Huh zone.... 
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:29 am
dude marzipan is edible baking material made out of...dough or something..you get it at the supermarket, you can put it on cakes or make candy out of it and add food coloring and bake it into retarded house decorations...google it ya 'tards.
hahaha
hahaha
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:48 pm
Yeah I did google it by now.....
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:20 am
i said it tasted like empty since i ate my glu album and it was about as tasty as marzipan
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:36 am
empty tastes waaay better than marzipan!!
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:34 am
yeah, i detected a hint of nutmeg
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:53 pm
You guys are loco.....Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:18 am
i used to get high off nutmeg -- seriously, if you eat a huge nasty crushed up portion of 2 nutmegs you start trippinmg your balls of (essentially posioning yaself) and id trip for liek 8 hhours no one tell the d e a cuz like when i die thats how i-uh am-uh-a-goin'
lol
lol