there is a squirrel in my wall

silvercrank · Post by **silvercrank** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:26 pm

i really shoudl try patching the fascia so that the squirrel stops waking me up in the morning...its #### scary, then its like...oh its just a squireel... 2 mintues later look out the window and the squirrel hops off the side of the bldg...

draven · Post by **draven** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:38 pm

Damn..... Why don't you stuff it with metal fibers kind of like brillo pads and then just spackel it over it to fill in the empty parts.....

LordOfDays · Post by **LordOfDays** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:21 pm

Are you sure it ain't a rat?

silvercrank · Post by **silvercrank** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:11 pm

why would a rat be in the 2nd floor? and they cant run as fast as what ive heard zigzagging thru my ceiling

...i hope

LordOfDays · Post by **LordOfDays** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:09 pm

Your kidding right? They ARE NOT restricted to the first floor. HAHAHA

silvercrank · Post by **silvercrank** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:54 am

but there is a squirell nest in the tree next to my house thats why im saying its a squirel, i know its not a rat, ive had a rat in my house b4 and my cat chewed its neck to bits...*AUGH* gross but i know what you mean.

i feed the squirrel's sunflower seeds. they're so cute!! they sqeak and bark in their weird little way to each other. i cant believe ppl run them over... thats so mean!!!! but still i hate them running up and down my wall.

thats another thing...rants cant climb vertically, like 90 degrees unless they got something to help them (like to lean on or whatever) whereas squirrels got those nasty little nails...i think...i hope... dammit! lord_of_days you just gotta scare the crap outta me didnt you?!?!

omg speaking of getting scared the crap outta... today there was this massive blizzard and then there was a lightning storm immediately after, and this MASSIVE lightning bolt hit somewhere around here and the sky lit up like a 100 halogen lightbulbs going off as if one was staring into the center of the bulbs and there there was this simultaneous *CRAAACK* and my god i had to've jumped liek 3 feet in the air it was so unexpected i was like "holy crap--wtf!!" and apparently boston had the same thing too... it was weird... i guess lightning storms happen cuz of the rush of air into the storm system and when that happned it was a perfect climate for lightning or whatever the hell the weatherguy said...

gthesob · Post by **gthesob** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:47 pm

It's the underpants gnomes.

silvercrank · Post by **silvercrank** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:57 pm

I LOVE THE UNDERPANTS GNOMES!!!!!!!!!

gthesob · Post by **gthesob** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:12 pm

Apparently they love you too.

draven · Post by **draven** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:16 pm

TEchnically isn't a squirrel part of the rat family anyways???

Drine · Post by **Drine** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:53 am

there's a gerbil in my butt

silvercrank · Post by **silvercrank** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:12 am

wow, old topic. i forgot about that. apparently the squirells went and found another home to bug...the have not disturbed my sleep in a while...

asamorris · Post by **asamorris** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:22 am

this by far is one of the better conversations on this board. In fact, i am going to insert a squirrel into my wall, just to be able to relate.

HAPPY? · Post by **HAPPY?** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:13 pm

WOAH LOL What a Great 1st topic for mes to reply to. I never heard of a squirrel harrassing someone before! I don't think they are rats. Rats are dirty thou. Squirrels are cute and cuddly. I hope I never get bit by one.

Drine · Post by **Drine** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:36 am

squirrels have super sharp claws and if they skitteer across your lap they'll puncture the #### out of your legs. plus they have attitude problems and hiss spit and growl at you from trees. I hate trees. and since squirrels are tree dwellers... i hate them too. well, maybe silver's squirrels are cool since they are the wall dwelling breed.