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Does marzipan taste good?

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What the heck is marzipan?
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It tastes like empty (aka. nothing)
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What is marzipan made out of?

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Post by draven »

WTF is that????

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Post by LordOfDays »

Okay, well i have a new bit of information regarding this topic


On your wedding cake, when they make fake fruits (not out of icing) (the ones that actually look real...) they are made with marzipan

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"The best marzipan recipes use a two to one ratio of almonds and sugar. The old masters don't consider a mix that contains more than half sugar as true marzipan. A trick used to make really great marzipan is to use 1 bitter almond to every 100 good almonds in the almond mix. If you've ever tasted a bitter almond, you understand how only one can have a serious effect. The smallest taste is an extremely gross experience you won't soon forget. A bitter almond uniquely alters the recipe and is always used in the best almond paste used in marzipan. One note about bitter almonds: do not be eat them in large amounts because they contain to trace amounts of cyanide."


Cyanide. Ha. What good times we shared.

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Post by Smell the Vapors »

"we, couldn't get that shipment of cyanide capsules, so if you are captured, eat like fifty of these almonds."

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Post by draven »

I guess I have been deprived from this..... :(

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I thought this had something to do with strongbad :(
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I am still in the Huh zone.... :? :(

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Post by silvercrank »

dude marzipan is edible baking material made out of...dough or something..you get it at the supermarket, you can put it on cakes or make candy out of it and add food coloring and bake it into retarded house decorations...google it ya 'tards.

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Yeah I did google it by now.....

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Post by Drine »

i said it tasted like empty since i ate my glu album and it was about as tasty as marzipan
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empty tastes waaay better than marzipan!!

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yeah, i detected a hint of nutmeg
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Post by draven »

:lol: :lol: :lol: You guys are loco.....

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i used to get high off nutmeg -- seriously, if you eat a huge nasty crushed up portion of 2 nutmegs you start trippinmg your balls of (essentially posioning yaself) and id trip for liek 8 hhours no one tell the d e a cuz like when i die thats how i-uh am-uh-a-goin'

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