Underworld

[LordOfDays]

The only reason i saw this was because it was on Tv the other day and i was waiting for Wondershowzen to be on. Thats right i turned on the tv three hours early im that hardcore of a fan.

So i watched it. I felt it. And then i pissed it out of my liver and straight into the ears of my friends. That movie had such potential that was not tapped. And just to clarify i would have Tapped it. You have Vampires and Werewolves in the story line fighting each other. You have a hot chick but it was missing alot. To further clarify i will show what made this film good and bad.

Lesbian scene? No

Black people? Yes

Asians? Yes

Asians doing Kung Foo? No

Old guy who looks like General Grievious from Star Wars? Yes

Slaves? Yes (werewolves were slaves to vampire)

Old guy who looks like General Grievious from Star Wars who sacreficed his daughter for the good of the race.? Yes

Werewolf who looks like he is rastafarian? Yes

Cliche dialoge? Yes

[gthesob]

Speaking of tapping, how about a round of applause for Kate Beckinsdale and latex.

[asamorris]

WORD!!!!!!!!!



on a better note, has anyone ever seen Haunted? KB full nude for like 2 minutes twice in the movie. i've got it on dvd.

[Drine]

the acting was sub par. but i thought it was cool that it was based on the white wolf table top universe...

Yes, i used to role play...

[silvercrank]

......................................omfg.












underworld makes me think of the word underwear.

[Smell the Vapors]

***Nerd Alert***

Yeah, I played a few PnP games, mainly Dungeons and Dragons, Zombie, and Bubblegum Crisis.

Didn't whitewolf try to sue the makers of Underworld?

[gthesob]

Yeah, I read an itemized list of their similarities and they were right to be pissed.